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Unfiltered reactions to a little yellow fruit that changed everything.
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🎯 HAT TRICK
Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night.
Obsessed with my lemon! Changed the bedroom for my husband and I. Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night. I could not recommend this product enough!
🗑️ MASS EXTINCTION
I threw out all my other devices as they were inferior.
Where to begin? Instant "O" with audible gasp/laugh/scream. My eyes rolled so far back in my head and my toes curled. The next day, I threw out all my other devices as they were…
⏳ 44 YEARS
44 years without this little lemon squeeze.
Im not sure how ive gone the past 44 years without this amazing little lemon squeeze. I know one thing for sure im ordering a second one just so there's no chance ill be without…
💥 PLOT TWIST
I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a heart attack!
Ok. So I was sceptical. The reviews seemed too good to be true. I have one tiny vibrator and it did its job. Or so I thought. … Roll around to the first use of the lemon and within seconds I was squirting (something I haven't done in years!) I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a…
⭐ 10 STARS
If I could give 10 stars, I would!
🎄 SANTA'S HELPER
Buying one for every woman I know for Christmas.
I'm a believer! This toy is amazing. I am buying one for every woman I know for Christmas. Kind of a weird gift but it's that amazing!
👻 SOUL SUCKER
It sucks your soul right out of your feet.
Lem is a soul sucker. It sucks your soul right out of your feet. The effect lasts for hours. LOL
🍎 FRUIT DIET
Now I'm interested in adding more fruit to my diet!
🪄 VOODOO
What kind of voodoo is this???
This toy is absolutely mind blowing. I have never in my entire life had such an intense orgasm. I have used many different types including pulse vibrators and this one easily…
📅 NIGHTLY RITUAL
Every night since purchasing.
I have had an orgasm every night since purchasing and would recommend this to absolutely every woman on the planet
⏱️ 30 SECONDS
It must have been developed by a woman lol
Wow what can I say. The lemon got me to the big O in less than 30 seconds and the intensity of it was amazing. Well done. It must have been developed by a woman lol
🍽️ SECONDS PLEASE
The Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
I'll be honest, when I'm on my own I'm typically a "One and done" kinda girl but the Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
⛪ SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE
I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice.
Wow it's amazing! Make sure there are no kids around when you use it as its super quiet but I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice. I never thought it could be so good. Once you hit the spot WOW.
🙈 SHY
Too shy to say
⚠️ DANGEROUS
She may never need a man again!
The female friend that I bought the Lemon for stated that it is dangerous, she may never need a man again!
😂 NO FILTER
I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
To quote Hudson Williams, this had me jizzing and squeezing, banging and schlanging. Holy crap, this is good. And quick. I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
⚡ SPEED 2
Wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!!
Absolute bedroom game changer. Lem has 9 constant speeds...wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!! She absolutely loves it.
🥈 HUMBLE KING
I felt happy and a little inferior lol
Bought for my wife and we used it together, she said she has never cummed so hard before! I felt happy and a little inferior lol
💔 TRAGIC
My husband got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces.
I loved it so much and was trying to get back in touch with my sensual self so I could hopefully be more exciting in the bedroom. Unfortunately my husband misunderstood my intentions, got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces. I had it less than a month.
🌊 WEATHER REPORT
An atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding.
Happy husband, amateur climatologist. Let's just say my wife is very pleased with our new toy, and in weather terms, an atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding. Best purchase ever.
🔥 ICONIC
I went back for seconds like it was a Thanksgiving plate!
This little lemon has been sitting on the shelf for months. Just looking at me, begging for use. Tonight, that thing put ME to the test. Whew! I'd be surprised if the neighbors didn't call the cops! It had me moaning, screaming, squeezing the pillow, tossing my head side to side, caught in the…
✨ NEW WOMAN
I feel like a new woman!
I hadn't been able to achieve an Orgasm in years, the first time I used my lemon, I was able to Orgasm several times, I feel like a new woman! Thank you So much. I highly…
🤸 FENCE HOPPER
If you're on the fence hop right off that fence.
I've been waiting since Friday (it's now Sunday) to try my new toy. It took a little while to find the right spot, but once I did, wow!!! The best orgasm I've had myself, or with…
🎉 FIRST TIME
I'm 32 and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon.
I'm 32 years old and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon. I think every woman should have one!
🫡 BRIGADE
Join the incredibly satisfied brigade.
✍️ FIRST REVIEW EVER
I never write reviews. Ever.
This toy is a game changer. I never write reviews. Ever. When I used Lem for the first time (and second…and third…back to back to back) I was astounded. I have never had an orgasm…
🏥 CASUALTY REPORT
It broke my pum pum.
It works well but sometimes too well! It broke my pum pum and when 'said' pum pum regained consciousness I found it a lot harder and longer to cum. Giving me friction on my clit as I used it frequently on full charged till dead! In fact, it's so good that I've put all my other toys on a time out…
📜 LITERARY GENIUS
I wasn't even in the mood. Now I have to hide it from myself just to get anything done.
When Life Gives You Lemons… Cancel Your Plans.
If you've tried other fun things such as the Womanizer and think you've found the best there is — think again. Even if you're barely in the mood but kinda bored, this little citrus freak of nature will wake the dead (and probably your neighbors).
I…
🎮 PLAYTIME
OOOOOOOH boy
⏰ TIME MACHINE
Returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven!
Transformative - the Lem returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven! Combined with estrogen creme she is like she was 20 years ago. She has recommended the Lem to…
📢 ROOFTOP SHOUT
I would shout it from the rooftops if I could.
I personally never thought a toy would work for me. I am 35 and newly single so thought what the hell I will try it out since I saw so many ads for it online. And boy was I ever…
😭😂 LAUGH-CRY
Actual tears while laughing.
I am not exaggerating when I say that this toy has made me laugh-cry with pleasure while orgasming, and more than once. Like, actual tears while laughing. Best orgasms I've ever…
😈 TROUBLE AHEAD
He is in some serious trouble.
Honestly this is something every woman needs. Its liberating and will help you get into your own body's spots. I can't wait to use it when I am going down on him ..... he is in…
👑 QUEEN
I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
I love it. My husband died quite suddenly over four years ago. I didn't realise I was missing anything sexually until a friend told me about the Lemon. It's been amazing and I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
🎁 GIFTING IT
The reviews were NOT over hyped.
🦶 JELLY LEGS
I couldn't even walk straight.
Just wowowow. My toes curled up and I couldn't even walk straight. I must have looked like a little baby trying to figure out how to move! Seriously, this thing is amazing.
🛏️ RIP MATTRESS
I had to throw out my mattress.
Great little BOB (battery operated boyfriend)! Word to the wise, if you're not used to a clit massager stick to the lower settings and work your way up over time. I made the mistake of testing all the settings just to see which I liked best and what I at first thought was squirting turned out to…
🏆 GOAT REVIEW
The fourth setting briefly opened a wormhole to another dimension.
I bought the Lem Clitoral Massager by Nancy because the reviews said things like "life‑changing," "unexpectedly powerful," and "Nancy, what have you DONE." I assumed people were exaggerating. People exaggerate all the time. I once saw a guy call a gas station taquito "transformative." Humanity…
🔋 BATTERY LIFE
She never disappoints!
💀 WAKE THE DEAD
It will have you screaming loud enough to wake the dead.
I don't normally do reviews but this totally deserves one! It's small, discreet and had me squirting in under a minute. The toy itself is fairly quiet but it will have you…
🎯 HAT TRICK
Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night.
Obsessed with my lemon! Changed the bedroom for my husband and I. Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night. I could not recommend this product enough!
🗑️ MASS EXTINCTION
I threw out all my other devices as they were inferior.
Where to begin? Instant "O" with audible gasp/laugh/scream. My eyes rolled so far back in my head and my toes curled. The next day, I threw out all my other devices as they were…
⏳ 44 YEARS
44 years without this little lemon squeeze.
Im not sure how ive gone the past 44 years without this amazing little lemon squeeze. I know one thing for sure im ordering a second one just so there's no chance ill be without…
💥 PLOT TWIST
I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a heart attack!
Ok. So I was sceptical. The reviews seemed too good to be true. I have one tiny vibrator and it did its job. Or so I thought. … Roll around to the first use of the lemon and within seconds I was squirting (something I haven't done in years!) I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a…
⭐ 10 STARS
If I could give 10 stars, I would!
🎄 SANTA'S HELPER
Buying one for every woman I know for Christmas.
I'm a believer! This toy is amazing. I am buying one for every woman I know for Christmas. Kind of a weird gift but it's that amazing!
👻 SOUL SUCKER
It sucks your soul right out of your feet.
Lem is a soul sucker. It sucks your soul right out of your feet. The effect lasts for hours. LOL
🍎 FRUIT DIET
Now I'm interested in adding more fruit to my diet!
🪄 VOODOO
What kind of voodoo is this???
This toy is absolutely mind blowing. I have never in my entire life had such an intense orgasm. I have used many different types including pulse vibrators and this one easily…
📅 NIGHTLY RITUAL
Every night since purchasing.
I have had an orgasm every night since purchasing and would recommend this to absolutely every woman on the planet
⏱️ 30 SECONDS
It must have been developed by a woman lol
Wow what can I say. The lemon got me to the big O in less than 30 seconds and the intensity of it was amazing. Well done. It must have been developed by a woman lol
🍽️ SECONDS PLEASE
The Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
I'll be honest, when I'm on my own I'm typically a "One and done" kinda girl but the Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
⛪ SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE
I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice.
Wow it's amazing! Make sure there are no kids around when you use it as its super quiet but I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice. I never thought it could be so good. Once you hit the spot WOW.
🙈 SHY
Too shy to say
⚠️ DANGEROUS
She may never need a man again!
The female friend that I bought the Lemon for stated that it is dangerous, she may never need a man again!
😂 NO FILTER
I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
To quote Hudson Williams, this had me jizzing and squeezing, banging and schlanging. Holy crap, this is good. And quick. I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
⚡ SPEED 2
Wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!!
Absolute bedroom game changer. Lem has 9 constant speeds...wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!! She absolutely loves it.
🥈 HUMBLE KING
I felt happy and a little inferior lol
Bought for my wife and we used it together, she said she has never cummed so hard before! I felt happy and a little inferior lol
💔 TRAGIC
My husband got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces.
I loved it so much and was trying to get back in touch with my sensual self so I could hopefully be more exciting in the bedroom. Unfortunately my husband misunderstood my intentions, got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces. I had it less than a month.
🌊 WEATHER REPORT
An atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding.
Happy husband, amateur climatologist. Let's just say my wife is very pleased with our new toy, and in weather terms, an atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding. Best purchase ever.
🔥 ICONIC
I went back for seconds like it was a Thanksgiving plate!
This little lemon has been sitting on the shelf for months. Just looking at me, begging for use. Tonight, that thing put ME to the test. Whew! I'd be surprised if the neighbors didn't call the cops! It had me moaning, screaming, squeezing the pillow, tossing my head side to side, caught in the…
✨ NEW WOMAN
I feel like a new woman!
I hadn't been able to achieve an Orgasm in years, the first time I used my lemon, I was able to Orgasm several times, I feel like a new woman! Thank you So much. I highly…
🤸 FENCE HOPPER
If you're on the fence hop right off that fence.
I've been waiting since Friday (it's now Sunday) to try my new toy. It took a little while to find the right spot, but once I did, wow!!! The best orgasm I've had myself, or with…
🎉 FIRST TIME
I'm 32 and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon.
I'm 32 years old and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon. I think every woman should have one!
🫡 BRIGADE
Join the incredibly satisfied brigade.
✍️ FIRST REVIEW EVER
I never write reviews. Ever.
This toy is a game changer. I never write reviews. Ever. When I used Lem for the first time (and second…and third…back to back to back) I was astounded. I have never had an orgasm…
🏥 CASUALTY REPORT
It broke my pum pum.
It works well but sometimes too well! It broke my pum pum and when 'said' pum pum regained consciousness I found it a lot harder and longer to cum. Giving me friction on my clit as I used it frequently on full charged till dead! In fact, it's so good that I've put all my other toys on a time out…
📜 LITERARY GENIUS
I wasn't even in the mood. Now I have to hide it from myself just to get anything done.
When Life Gives You Lemons… Cancel Your Plans.
If you've tried other fun things such as the Womanizer and think you've found the best there is — think again. Even if you're barely in the mood but kinda bored, this little citrus freak of nature will wake the dead (and probably your neighbors).
I…
🎮 PLAYTIME
OOOOOOOH boy
⏰ TIME MACHINE
Returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven!
Transformative - the Lem returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven! Combined with estrogen creme she is like she was 20 years ago. She has recommended the Lem to…
📢 ROOFTOP SHOUT
I would shout it from the rooftops if I could.
I personally never thought a toy would work for me. I am 35 and newly single so thought what the hell I will try it out since I saw so many ads for it online. And boy was I ever…
😭😂 LAUGH-CRY
Actual tears while laughing.
I am not exaggerating when I say that this toy has made me laugh-cry with pleasure while orgasming, and more than once. Like, actual tears while laughing. Best orgasms I've ever…
😈 TROUBLE AHEAD
He is in some serious trouble.
Honestly this is something every woman needs. Its liberating and will help you get into your own body's spots. I can't wait to use it when I am going down on him ..... he is in…
👑 QUEEN
I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
I love it. My husband died quite suddenly over four years ago. I didn't realise I was missing anything sexually until a friend told me about the Lemon. It's been amazing and I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
🎁 GIFTING IT
The reviews were NOT over hyped.
🦶 JELLY LEGS
I couldn't even walk straight.
Just wowowow. My toes curled up and I couldn't even walk straight. I must have looked like a little baby trying to figure out how to move! Seriously, this thing is amazing.
🛏️ RIP MATTRESS
I had to throw out my mattress.
Great little BOB (battery operated boyfriend)! Word to the wise, if you're not used to a clit massager stick to the lower settings and work your way up over time. I made the mistake of testing all the settings just to see which I liked best and what I at first thought was squirting turned out to…
🏆 GOAT REVIEW
The fourth setting briefly opened a wormhole to another dimension.
I bought the Lem Clitoral Massager by Nancy because the reviews said things like "life‑changing," "unexpectedly powerful," and "Nancy, what have you DONE." I assumed people were exaggerating. People exaggerate all the time. I once saw a guy call a gas station taquito "transformative." Humanity…
🔋 BATTERY LIFE
She never disappoints!
💀 WAKE THE DEAD
It will have you screaming loud enough to wake the dead.
I don't normally do reviews but this totally deserves one! It's small, discreet and had me squirting in under a minute. The toy itself is fairly quiet but it will have you…
🎯 HAT TRICK
Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night.
Obsessed with my lemon! Changed the bedroom for my husband and I. Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night. I could not recommend this product enough!
🗑️ MASS EXTINCTION
I threw out all my other devices as they were inferior.
Where to begin? Instant "O" with audible gasp/laugh/scream. My eyes rolled so far back in my head and my toes curled. The next day, I threw out all my other devices as they were…
⏳ 44 YEARS
44 years without this little lemon squeeze.
Im not sure how ive gone the past 44 years without this amazing little lemon squeeze. I know one thing for sure im ordering a second one just so there's no chance ill be without…
💥 PLOT TWIST
I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a heart attack!
Ok. So I was sceptical. The reviews seemed too good to be true. I have one tiny vibrator and it did its job. Or so I thought. … Roll around to the first use of the lemon and within seconds I was squirting (something I haven't done in years!) I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a…
⭐ 10 STARS
If I could give 10 stars, I would!
🎄 SANTA'S HELPER
Buying one for every woman I know for Christmas.
I'm a believer! This toy is amazing. I am buying one for every woman I know for Christmas. Kind of a weird gift but it's that amazing!
👻 SOUL SUCKER
It sucks your soul right out of your feet.
Lem is a soul sucker. It sucks your soul right out of your feet. The effect lasts for hours. LOL
🍎 FRUIT DIET
Now I'm interested in adding more fruit to my diet!
🪄 VOODOO
What kind of voodoo is this???
This toy is absolutely mind blowing. I have never in my entire life had such an intense orgasm. I have used many different types including pulse vibrators and this one easily…
📅 NIGHTLY RITUAL
Every night since purchasing.
I have had an orgasm every night since purchasing and would recommend this to absolutely every woman on the planet
⏱️ 30 SECONDS
It must have been developed by a woman lol
Wow what can I say. The lemon got me to the big O in less than 30 seconds and the intensity of it was amazing. Well done. It must have been developed by a woman lol
🍽️ SECONDS PLEASE
The Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
I'll be honest, when I'm on my own I'm typically a "One and done" kinda girl but the Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
⛪ SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE
I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice.
Wow it's amazing! Make sure there are no kids around when you use it as its super quiet but I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice. I never thought it could be so good. Once you hit the spot WOW.
🙈 SHY
Too shy to say
⚠️ DANGEROUS
She may never need a man again!
The female friend that I bought the Lemon for stated that it is dangerous, she may never need a man again!
😂 NO FILTER
I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
To quote Hudson Williams, this had me jizzing and squeezing, banging and schlanging. Holy crap, this is good. And quick. I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
⚡ SPEED 2
Wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!!
Absolute bedroom game changer. Lem has 9 constant speeds...wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!! She absolutely loves it.
🥈 HUMBLE KING
I felt happy and a little inferior lol
Bought for my wife and we used it together, she said she has never cummed so hard before! I felt happy and a little inferior lol
💔 TRAGIC
My husband got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces.
I loved it so much and was trying to get back in touch with my sensual self so I could hopefully be more exciting in the bedroom. Unfortunately my husband misunderstood my intentions, got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces. I had it less than a month.
🌊 WEATHER REPORT
An atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding.
Happy husband, amateur climatologist. Let's just say my wife is very pleased with our new toy, and in weather terms, an atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding. Best purchase ever.
🔥 ICONIC
I went back for seconds like it was a Thanksgiving plate!
This little lemon has been sitting on the shelf for months. Just looking at me, begging for use. Tonight, that thing put ME to the test. Whew! I'd be surprised if the neighbors didn't call the cops! It had me moaning, screaming, squeezing the pillow, tossing my head side to side, caught in the…
✨ NEW WOMAN
I feel like a new woman!
I hadn't been able to achieve an Orgasm in years, the first time I used my lemon, I was able to Orgasm several times, I feel like a new woman! Thank you So much. I highly…
🤸 FENCE HOPPER
If you're on the fence hop right off that fence.
I've been waiting since Friday (it's now Sunday) to try my new toy. It took a little while to find the right spot, but once I did, wow!!! The best orgasm I've had myself, or with…
🎉 FIRST TIME
I'm 32 and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon.
I'm 32 years old and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon. I think every woman should have one!
🫡 BRIGADE
Join the incredibly satisfied brigade.
✍️ FIRST REVIEW EVER
I never write reviews. Ever.
This toy is a game changer. I never write reviews. Ever. When I used Lem for the first time (and second…and third…back to back to back) I was astounded. I have never had an orgasm…
🏥 CASUALTY REPORT
It broke my pum pum.
It works well but sometimes too well! It broke my pum pum and when 'said' pum pum regained consciousness I found it a lot harder and longer to cum. Giving me friction on my clit as I used it frequently on full charged till dead! In fact, it's so good that I've put all my other toys on a time out…
📜 LITERARY GENIUS
I wasn't even in the mood. Now I have to hide it from myself just to get anything done.
When Life Gives You Lemons… Cancel Your Plans.
If you've tried other fun things such as the Womanizer and think you've found the best there is — think again. Even if you're barely in the mood but kinda bored, this little citrus freak of nature will wake the dead (and probably your neighbors).
I…
🎮 PLAYTIME
OOOOOOOH boy
⏰ TIME MACHINE
Returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven!
Transformative - the Lem returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven! Combined with estrogen creme she is like she was 20 years ago. She has recommended the Lem to…
📢 ROOFTOP SHOUT
I would shout it from the rooftops if I could.
I personally never thought a toy would work for me. I am 35 and newly single so thought what the hell I will try it out since I saw so many ads for it online. And boy was I ever…
😭😂 LAUGH-CRY
Actual tears while laughing.
I am not exaggerating when I say that this toy has made me laugh-cry with pleasure while orgasming, and more than once. Like, actual tears while laughing. Best orgasms I've ever…
😈 TROUBLE AHEAD
He is in some serious trouble.
Honestly this is something every woman needs. Its liberating and will help you get into your own body's spots. I can't wait to use it when I am going down on him ..... he is in…
👑 QUEEN
I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
I love it. My husband died quite suddenly over four years ago. I didn't realise I was missing anything sexually until a friend told me about the Lemon. It's been amazing and I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
🎁 GIFTING IT
The reviews were NOT over hyped.
🦶 JELLY LEGS
I couldn't even walk straight.
Just wowowow. My toes curled up and I couldn't even walk straight. I must have looked like a little baby trying to figure out how to move! Seriously, this thing is amazing.
🛏️ RIP MATTRESS
I had to throw out my mattress.
Great little BOB (battery operated boyfriend)! Word to the wise, if you're not used to a clit massager stick to the lower settings and work your way up over time. I made the mistake of testing all the settings just to see which I liked best and what I at first thought was squirting turned out to…
🏆 GOAT REVIEW
The fourth setting briefly opened a wormhole to another dimension.
I bought the Lem Clitoral Massager by Nancy because the reviews said things like "life‑changing," "unexpectedly powerful," and "Nancy, what have you DONE." I assumed people were exaggerating. People exaggerate all the time. I once saw a guy call a gas station taquito "transformative." Humanity…
🔋 BATTERY LIFE
She never disappoints!
💀 WAKE THE DEAD
It will have you screaming loud enough to wake the dead.
I don't normally do reviews but this totally deserves one! It's small, discreet and had me squirting in under a minute. The toy itself is fairly quiet but it will have you…
🎯 HAT TRICK
Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night.
Obsessed with my lemon! Changed the bedroom for my husband and I. Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night. I could not recommend this product enough!
🗑️ MASS EXTINCTION
I threw out all my other devices as they were inferior.
Where to begin? Instant "O" with audible gasp/laugh/scream. My eyes rolled so far back in my head and my toes curled. The next day, I threw out all my other devices as they were…
⏳ 44 YEARS
44 years without this little lemon squeeze.
Im not sure how ive gone the past 44 years without this amazing little lemon squeeze. I know one thing for sure im ordering a second one just so there's no chance ill be without…
💥 PLOT TWIST
I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a heart attack!
Ok. So I was sceptical. The reviews seemed too good to be true. I have one tiny vibrator and it did its job. Or so I thought. … Roll around to the first use of the lemon and within seconds I was squirting (something I haven't done in years!) I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a…
⭐ 10 STARS
If I could give 10 stars, I would!
🎄 SANTA'S HELPER
Buying one for every woman I know for Christmas.
I'm a believer! This toy is amazing. I am buying one for every woman I know for Christmas. Kind of a weird gift but it's that amazing!
👻 SOUL SUCKER
It sucks your soul right out of your feet.
Lem is a soul sucker. It sucks your soul right out of your feet. The effect lasts for hours. LOL
🍎 FRUIT DIET
Now I'm interested in adding more fruit to my diet!
🪄 VOODOO
What kind of voodoo is this???
This toy is absolutely mind blowing. I have never in my entire life had such an intense orgasm. I have used many different types including pulse vibrators and this one easily…
📅 NIGHTLY RITUAL
Every night since purchasing.
I have had an orgasm every night since purchasing and would recommend this to absolutely every woman on the planet
⏱️ 30 SECONDS
It must have been developed by a woman lol
Wow what can I say. The lemon got me to the big O in less than 30 seconds and the intensity of it was amazing. Well done. It must have been developed by a woman lol
🍽️ SECONDS PLEASE
The Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
I'll be honest, when I'm on my own I'm typically a "One and done" kinda girl but the Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
⛪ SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE
I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice.
Wow it's amazing! Make sure there are no kids around when you use it as its super quiet but I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice. I never thought it could be so good. Once you hit the spot WOW.
🙈 SHY
Too shy to say
⚠️ DANGEROUS
She may never need a man again!
The female friend that I bought the Lemon for stated that it is dangerous, she may never need a man again!
😂 NO FILTER
I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
To quote Hudson Williams, this had me jizzing and squeezing, banging and schlanging. Holy crap, this is good. And quick. I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
⚡ SPEED 2
Wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!!
Absolute bedroom game changer. Lem has 9 constant speeds...wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!! She absolutely loves it.
🥈 HUMBLE KING
I felt happy and a little inferior lol
Bought for my wife and we used it together, she said she has never cummed so hard before! I felt happy and a little inferior lol
💔 TRAGIC
My husband got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces.
I loved it so much and was trying to get back in touch with my sensual self so I could hopefully be more exciting in the bedroom. Unfortunately my husband misunderstood my intentions, got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces. I had it less than a month.
🌊 WEATHER REPORT
An atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding.
Happy husband, amateur climatologist. Let's just say my wife is very pleased with our new toy, and in weather terms, an atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding. Best purchase ever.
🔥 ICONIC
I went back for seconds like it was a Thanksgiving plate!
This little lemon has been sitting on the shelf for months. Just looking at me, begging for use. Tonight, that thing put ME to the test. Whew! I'd be surprised if the neighbors didn't call the cops! It had me moaning, screaming, squeezing the pillow, tossing my head side to side, caught in the…
✨ NEW WOMAN
I feel like a new woman!
I hadn't been able to achieve an Orgasm in years, the first time I used my lemon, I was able to Orgasm several times, I feel like a new woman! Thank you So much. I highly…
🤸 FENCE HOPPER
If you're on the fence hop right off that fence.
I've been waiting since Friday (it's now Sunday) to try my new toy. It took a little while to find the right spot, but once I did, wow!!! The best orgasm I've had myself, or with…
🎉 FIRST TIME
I'm 32 and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon.
I'm 32 years old and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon. I think every woman should have one!
🫡 BRIGADE
Join the incredibly satisfied brigade.
✍️ FIRST REVIEW EVER
I never write reviews. Ever.
This toy is a game changer. I never write reviews. Ever. When I used Lem for the first time (and second…and third…back to back to back) I was astounded. I have never had an orgasm…
🏥 CASUALTY REPORT
It broke my pum pum.
It works well but sometimes too well! It broke my pum pum and when 'said' pum pum regained consciousness I found it a lot harder and longer to cum. Giving me friction on my clit as I used it frequently on full charged till dead! In fact, it's so good that I've put all my other toys on a time out…
📜 LITERARY GENIUS
I wasn't even in the mood. Now I have to hide it from myself just to get anything done.
When Life Gives You Lemons… Cancel Your Plans.
If you've tried other fun things such as the Womanizer and think you've found the best there is — think again. Even if you're barely in the mood but kinda bored, this little citrus freak of nature will wake the dead (and probably your neighbors).
I…
🎮 PLAYTIME
OOOOOOOH boy
⏰ TIME MACHINE
Returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven!
Transformative - the Lem returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven! Combined with estrogen creme she is like she was 20 years ago. She has recommended the Lem to…
📢 ROOFTOP SHOUT
I would shout it from the rooftops if I could.
I personally never thought a toy would work for me. I am 35 and newly single so thought what the hell I will try it out since I saw so many ads for it online. And boy was I ever…
😭😂 LAUGH-CRY
Actual tears while laughing.
I am not exaggerating when I say that this toy has made me laugh-cry with pleasure while orgasming, and more than once. Like, actual tears while laughing. Best orgasms I've ever…
😈 TROUBLE AHEAD
He is in some serious trouble.
Honestly this is something every woman needs. Its liberating and will help you get into your own body's spots. I can't wait to use it when I am going down on him ..... he is in…
👑 QUEEN
I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
I love it. My husband died quite suddenly over four years ago. I didn't realise I was missing anything sexually until a friend told me about the Lemon. It's been amazing and I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
🎁 GIFTING IT
The reviews were NOT over hyped.
🦶 JELLY LEGS
I couldn't even walk straight.
Just wowowow. My toes curled up and I couldn't even walk straight. I must have looked like a little baby trying to figure out how to move! Seriously, this thing is amazing.
🛏️ RIP MATTRESS
I had to throw out my mattress.
Great little BOB (battery operated boyfriend)! Word to the wise, if you're not used to a clit massager stick to the lower settings and work your way up over time. I made the mistake of testing all the settings just to see which I liked best and what I at first thought was squirting turned out to…
🏆 GOAT REVIEW
The fourth setting briefly opened a wormhole to another dimension.
I bought the Lem Clitoral Massager by Nancy because the reviews said things like "life‑changing," "unexpectedly powerful," and "Nancy, what have you DONE." I assumed people were exaggerating. People exaggerate all the time. I once saw a guy call a gas station taquito "transformative." Humanity…
🔋 BATTERY LIFE
She never disappoints!
💀 WAKE THE DEAD
It will have you screaming loud enough to wake the dead.
I don't normally do reviews but this totally deserves one! It's small, discreet and had me squirting in under a minute. The toy itself is fairly quiet but it will have you…
🎯 HAT TRICK
Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night.
Obsessed with my lemon! Changed the bedroom for my husband and I. Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night. I could not recommend this product enough!
🗑️ MASS EXTINCTION
I threw out all my other devices as they were inferior.
Where to begin? Instant "O" with audible gasp/laugh/scream. My eyes rolled so far back in my head and my toes curled. The next day, I threw out all my other devices as they were…
⏳ 44 YEARS
44 years without this little lemon squeeze.
Im not sure how ive gone the past 44 years without this amazing little lemon squeeze. I know one thing for sure im ordering a second one just so there's no chance ill be without…
💥 PLOT TWIST
I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a heart attack!
Ok. So I was sceptical. The reviews seemed too good to be true. I have one tiny vibrator and it did its job. Or so I thought. … Roll around to the first use of the lemon and within seconds I was squirting (something I haven't done in years!) I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a…
⭐ 10 STARS
If I could give 10 stars, I would!
🎄 SANTA'S HELPER
Buying one for every woman I know for Christmas.
I'm a believer! This toy is amazing. I am buying one for every woman I know for Christmas. Kind of a weird gift but it's that amazing!
👻 SOUL SUCKER
It sucks your soul right out of your feet.
Lem is a soul sucker. It sucks your soul right out of your feet. The effect lasts for hours. LOL
🍎 FRUIT DIET
Now I'm interested in adding more fruit to my diet!
🪄 VOODOO
What kind of voodoo is this???
This toy is absolutely mind blowing. I have never in my entire life had such an intense orgasm. I have used many different types including pulse vibrators and this one easily…
📅 NIGHTLY RITUAL
Every night since purchasing.
I have had an orgasm every night since purchasing and would recommend this to absolutely every woman on the planet
⏱️ 30 SECONDS
It must have been developed by a woman lol
Wow what can I say. The lemon got me to the big O in less than 30 seconds and the intensity of it was amazing. Well done. It must have been developed by a woman lol
🍽️ SECONDS PLEASE
The Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
I'll be honest, when I'm on my own I'm typically a "One and done" kinda girl but the Lem makes me go back for seconds 👀
⛪ SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE
I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice.
Wow it's amazing! Make sure there are no kids around when you use it as its super quiet but I was shouting "fuck me Jesus" at the top of my voice. I never thought it could be so good. Once you hit the spot WOW.
🙈 SHY
Too shy to say
⚠️ DANGEROUS
She may never need a man again!
The female friend that I bought the Lemon for stated that it is dangerous, she may never need a man again!
😂 NO FILTER
I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
To quote Hudson Williams, this had me jizzing and squeezing, banging and schlanging. Holy crap, this is good. And quick. I may throw out everything else. Including the husband (just kidding).
⚡ SPEED 2
Wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!!
Absolute bedroom game changer. Lem has 9 constant speeds...wife is slaughtered on speed 2!!! She absolutely loves it.
🥈 HUMBLE KING
I felt happy and a little inferior lol
Bought for my wife and we used it together, she said she has never cummed so hard before! I felt happy and a little inferior lol
💔 TRAGIC
My husband got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces.
I loved it so much and was trying to get back in touch with my sensual self so I could hopefully be more exciting in the bedroom. Unfortunately my husband misunderstood my intentions, got jealous and stomped on my Lem smashing it to pieces. I had it less than a month.
🌊 WEATHER REPORT
An atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding.
Happy husband, amateur climatologist. Let's just say my wife is very pleased with our new toy, and in weather terms, an atmospheric river occurred resulting in localized flooding. Best purchase ever.
🔥 ICONIC
I went back for seconds like it was a Thanksgiving plate!
This little lemon has been sitting on the shelf for months. Just looking at me, begging for use. Tonight, that thing put ME to the test. Whew! I'd be surprised if the neighbors didn't call the cops! It had me moaning, screaming, squeezing the pillow, tossing my head side to side, caught in the…
✨ NEW WOMAN
I feel like a new woman!
I hadn't been able to achieve an Orgasm in years, the first time I used my lemon, I was able to Orgasm several times, I feel like a new woman! Thank you So much. I highly…
🤸 FENCE HOPPER
If you're on the fence hop right off that fence.
I've been waiting since Friday (it's now Sunday) to try my new toy. It took a little while to find the right spot, but once I did, wow!!! The best orgasm I've had myself, or with…
🎉 FIRST TIME
I'm 32 and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon.
I'm 32 years old and just had my first orgasm thanks to the lemon. I think every woman should have one!
🫡 BRIGADE
Join the incredibly satisfied brigade.
✍️ FIRST REVIEW EVER
I never write reviews. Ever.
This toy is a game changer. I never write reviews. Ever. When I used Lem for the first time (and second…and third…back to back to back) I was astounded. I have never had an orgasm…
🏥 CASUALTY REPORT
It broke my pum pum.
It works well but sometimes too well! It broke my pum pum and when 'said' pum pum regained consciousness I found it a lot harder and longer to cum. Giving me friction on my clit as I used it frequently on full charged till dead! In fact, it's so good that I've put all my other toys on a time out…
📜 LITERARY GENIUS
I wasn't even in the mood. Now I have to hide it from myself just to get anything done.
When Life Gives You Lemons… Cancel Your Plans.
If you've tried other fun things such as the Womanizer and think you've found the best there is — think again. Even if you're barely in the mood but kinda bored, this little citrus freak of nature will wake the dead (and probably your neighbors).
I…
🎮 PLAYTIME
OOOOOOOH boy
⏰ TIME MACHINE
Returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven!
Transformative - the Lem returned my wife to pre-menopausal multi-orgasmic heaven! Combined with estrogen creme she is like she was 20 years ago. She has recommended the Lem to…
📢 ROOFTOP SHOUT
I would shout it from the rooftops if I could.
I personally never thought a toy would work for me. I am 35 and newly single so thought what the hell I will try it out since I saw so many ads for it online. And boy was I ever…
😭😂 LAUGH-CRY
Actual tears while laughing.
I am not exaggerating when I say that this toy has made me laugh-cry with pleasure while orgasming, and more than once. Like, actual tears while laughing. Best orgasms I've ever…
😈 TROUBLE AHEAD
He is in some serious trouble.
Honestly this is something every woman needs. Its liberating and will help you get into your own body's spots. I can't wait to use it when I am going down on him ..... he is in…
👑 QUEEN
I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
I love it. My husband died quite suddenly over four years ago. I didn't realise I was missing anything sexually until a friend told me about the Lemon. It's been amazing and I am a fit almost 78 year old. And enjoying sharing my bed with a lemon.
🎁 GIFTING IT
The reviews were NOT over hyped.
🦶 JELLY LEGS
I couldn't even walk straight.
Just wowowow. My toes curled up and I couldn't even walk straight. I must have looked like a little baby trying to figure out how to move! Seriously, this thing is amazing.
🛏️ RIP MATTRESS
I had to throw out my mattress.
Great little BOB (battery operated boyfriend)! Word to the wise, if you're not used to a clit massager stick to the lower settings and work your way up over time. I made the mistake of testing all the settings just to see which I liked best and what I at first thought was squirting turned out to…
🏆 GOAT REVIEW
The fourth setting briefly opened a wormhole to another dimension.
I bought the Lem Clitoral Massager by Nancy because the reviews said things like "life‑changing," "unexpectedly powerful," and "Nancy, what have you DONE." I assumed people were exaggerating. People exaggerate all the time. I once saw a guy call a gas station taquito "transformative." Humanity…
🔋 BATTERY LIFE
She never disappoints!
💀 WAKE THE DEAD
It will have you screaming loud enough to wake the dead.
I don't normally do reviews but this totally deserves one! It's small, discreet and had me squirting in under a minute. The toy itself is fairly quiet but it will have you…
🎯 HAT TRICK
Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night.
Obsessed with my lemon! Changed the bedroom for my husband and I. Not joking, I got off 3 times the other night. I could not recommend this product enough!
🗑️ MASS EXTINCTION
I threw out all my other devices as they were inferior.
Where to begin? Instant "O" with audible gasp/laugh/scream. My eyes rolled so far back in my head and my toes curled. The next day, I threw out all my other devices as they were…
⏳ 44 YEARS
44 years without this little lemon squeeze.
Im not sure how ive gone the past 44 years without this amazing little lemon squeeze. I know one thing for sure im ordering a second one just so there's no chance ill be without…
💥 PLOT TWIST
I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a heart attack!
Ok. So I was sceptical. The reviews seemed too good to be true. I have one tiny vibrator and it did its job. Or so I thought. … Roll around to the first use of the lemon and within seconds I was squirting (something I haven't done in years!) I cum so hard that I honestly think I might be having a…
⭐ 10 STARS
If I could give 10 stars, I would!
🎄 SANTA'S HELPER
Buying one for every woman I know for Christmas.
I'm a believer! This toy is amazing. I am buying one for every woman I know for Christmas. Kind of a weird gift but it's that amazing!
👻 SOUL SUCKER
It sucks your soul right out of your feet.
Lem is a soul sucker. It sucks your soul right out of your feet. The effect lasts for hours. LOL
🍎 FRUIT DIET
Now I'm interested in adding more fruit to my diet!
🪄 VOODOO
What kind of voodoo is this???
This toy is absolutely mind blowing. I have never in my entire life had such an intense orgasm. I have used many different types including pulse vibrators and this one easily…
📅 NIGHTLY RITUAL
Every night since purchasing.
I have had an orgasm every night since purchasing and would recommend this to absolutely every woman on the planet
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